I have the lowest undergraduate GPA (2.4/4.0) of any professor I've ever met, although some of my colleagues came close, and a few others never finished college at all. (I really shouldn't be proud of that.) Only two other professors have been in my department longer than I have. (I really shouldn't be proud of that, either.) I have been known to give unsolicited advice. （我在哀嚎！！！！