#鳥的鳄鱼博士
搬进留学生宿舍第三天就参加了个party
和巴西小哥聊天
我：I’m from a small city in China.
巴西小哥：I don’t trust Chinese people when they say they‘re from “small” cities in China.
我：Fair enough🤷‍♀️

让西班牙小哥教我弹舌
西班牙小哥：Glad to!
二十分钟后的西班牙小哥：Why can’t you do that?????

跟英国小哥自我介绍
我：I‘m Chinese.
英国小哥：I know Chinese! 嗨呀！
我：？？？

跟波兰姑娘聊天
波兰姑娘：Why those Chinese exchange students only hang out with themselves？
我：Chinese people are really shy.
波兰姑娘：Then you are not Chinese.

跟德国姑娘抱怨垃圾分类
德国姑娘：How come you guys can push people to do PCR every single day but cannot make them sort their wastes to protect the environment???
我：……