打开 Driven to Distraction at Work：
When she finally turned off the water and stepped out, Lou slapped her affectionately on her butt and said, “Long shower, hon. You leave me any hot water?”
吓得我大声尖叫，你在写什么色情小说？我以为你是工具书呢你给我看这个干什么？于是我打开 Invisible women:
The way whiteness and maleness go without saying brings me back to my bad date (OK, dates),
。。救！我不想看 dates！于是我打开 Refusing Compulsory Sexuality:
Coffee, ice cream, and alcohol. These are three things that always elicit a look of shock, horror, and disbelief or even an audible gasp whenever someone learns that I do not enjoy them.
瞳孔地震这都你妈的什么人啊，别人想喜欢什么就喜欢什么管这么多干嘛，不想被这种描写膈应到。于是我打开《身体由我》：
幸运的是，很多女人的痛经在生育之后就消失了，或者至少减轻了。
好，好吧。。