前天猫宝做b超很生气很害怕(耽误时间太久加巴过劲了),做完后我抱着它听医生的解读,宝就在我身上蛄蛹,企图钻进我的胳肢窝藏起来,但宝太大只了,不仅藏不进去,还一个劲往下滑,我只好把手上这个圆溜溜的毛团放在台子上调整姿势,猫宝以为我要把它放下去,急得张着两个手就来抱我的肚子,可是它手的长度当然不足以抱住一个成年人的肚子,就演变成两个最大程度张开的猫手紧紧扒住我肚皮的姿态。谁懂那一刻我的心情。我要为这个猫打一个江山,用白玉做猫碗,用黄花梨木做猫爬架,用金子做猫床,在冬天命令仆人抓一屋子的萤火虫逗它开心,在夏天打造一座纯天然恒温室内花园让猫避暑,专人养殖的鳄鱼和老鹰只是猫的零食库,为猫修建一座云集了顶级猫科医生和营养师的医院,然后因为猫吐了一口毛球就让所有医生陪葬。
天呐朋友们天呐。Deb给我的作业评论:
This is a really good submission – your astrological logic is thoughtful and well put together.
...you were definitely on target with most of your description of the personality dynamics in this situation, and I can see that you created a detailed portrait of the two main characters based on elements of their signification very well, so full marks seem to be in order here.
别把我爽死了
As above, so below.
/请勿以任何形式转出象