可怕…这里面有一个受表彰的英雄,他本来是个猎人,给一些领导人开猎场的,职责就是把熊赶到藏在树后面的猎手能打到的地方。结果有一天意外发生了:某领导人被熊袭击致死了。但那些领导人还是想猎熊,于是指派这位猎人和他的儿子扮成熊给领导人打。他们很努力地提升专业技能,学习熊的习性,模仿熊的叫声。尽管穿了防弹衣,还是时有误伤,需要休息很长一段时间。直到有一天,美国领导人前来签署重要协议。这位美国领导人恰好喜欢猎熊,就被邀请到猎场来了。不巧枪卡壳了。说时迟那时快,美国领导人拔出刀冲向熊,刺穿了防弹衣。刺中的是猎人的儿子。而后领导人就开始在一旁喝酒庆祝,并愉快签署协议,直到猎人的儿子流血而亡
这里用了一个很惊悚的词:professional hero
the American politician Kissinger visited our country. He was conducting important negotiations, and a lot depended on whether we could sign a provisional nuclear arms limitation treaty (this was especially important, because our enemies must not be allowed to know that we never had any nuclear arms).
你们真的很会作假
To illustrate the power of the atomic idea, suppose that we have a drop of water a quarter of an inch on the side. If we look at it very closely we see nothing but water—smooth, continuous water. Even if we magnify it with the best optical microscope available—roughly two thousand times—then the water drop will be roughly forty feet across, about as big as a large room, and if we looked rather closely, we would still see relatively smooth water—but here and there small football-shaped things swimming back and forth. Very interesting. These are paramecia. [...] This, of course, is a subject for biology, but for the present we pass on and look still more closely at the water material itself, magnifying it two thousand times again.
这个笑点真是 very interesting
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